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madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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whorchacha:

Nine to five, I’m half alive.

whorchacha:

Nine to five, I’m half alive.

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this